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CSE CAN PROVIDE ENTERTAINMENT FOR YOU!

CSE is a contractor of the MoD providing entertainment to British Forces worldwide in accordance with the Deployment Welfare Support Policy (DWSP). As the official provider of live entertainment to the Armed Forces, CSE is dedicated to entertaining & boosting the morale of HM Armed Forces around the world.

CSE can also provide entertainment for units or locations that are not eligible to receive shows within the DWSP. If you are planning a function or event, anything from a family's day to a mess ball, CSE can offer an entertainment solution to fit your specific requirements. There are 2 levels of support available with a cost associated to each:

Fully managed - CSE arranges all aspects of the entertainment including selecting and booking artistes & performers, production equipment and crew, transport and accommodation if required, and a Tour Manager to oversee everything on the day. Minimum budget for a fully managed event is circa £7000.

or

Self Managed - CSE sources and books the entertainment to suit the budget and advises on the necessary support elements such as production to ensure the event is successful. The minimum budget is circa £500 plus CSE commission.

The entertainment is selected according to the budget and considerations such as the size & demographic of the audience, the reason for the event and the venue whether it's outdoor, Mess, Gymnasium, Marquee etc also influences the decision.

There are a number of proven formats from:

Stage shows with bands, dancers, comedians and compere to suit mixed audiences from 100 – 5000

or

Comedy Clubs with 2-5 comedians which work well with adult audiences no larger than 500

or

Rockeoke gives everyone their 3 mins of fame on stage with a live band but is not recommended if more than 200 at the event

or

Celebrity visits/dinner speakers with a Sports or TV personality or Glamour model. This format requires minimum production and support which makes it deliverable in most locations however, it requires plenty of notice to secure a booking and celebrity fees may exceed available budget

CSE also provide a turn-key solution for any event including marquees, catering, etc and of course entertainment which can be anything from magic shows for children, stilt walkers and face painting to outdoor “Scaletrix” with large remote control cars; giant table football; giant inflatable sumo suits or bucking broncos for the grown up children ….…the only limit is your imagination!

For more information contact CSE

Tel 01494 878237 or email angie.avlianos@ssvc.com

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It's All About Family

Another CSE First - UK Normalisation Gigs For Troops Returning From Afghanistan

1 Rifles Regiment, based at Chepstow, had a night to remember when CSE joined them in their homecoming celebrations. Fresh from their medals parade the troops and their families came and enjoyed a night of top class entertainment.

John Ryan opened the show and got the crowd nicely warmed up ready for the legend that is Paul Zerdin. He had lots of fun and even got one poor chap up on stage. He didn't look very happy but was a good sport despite this! The CSE Dancers were also on hand to provide some glitter and glam. Rock covers band X-Ray Lima had no trouble at all filling the dance floor and did a cracking job of encouraging everyone to party and let their hair down!

A special mention must go to the poor chefs who cooked up some late night burgers for the work's party! We hope you enjoyed the drinks we left you!

Big thanks to Major Roger, Budgie, Gareth and all the team who looked after us and made us feel so welcome.

Tour Photos

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The CSE Dancers

Paul Zerdin & Sam

X-Ray Lima

CSE Frontline Entertainment!

Comedy Moves Forward...

CSE are always up for a challenge so when MoD asked us to get a morale boost a bit closer to the action in Afghanistan we knew where to go. Comedy.

The Forward Operating Bases or FOBs are the places that make the fairly austere surroundings of Camp Bastion look like the lap of luxury! They have very little water, sporadic power and “Terry Taliban” for a next-door neighbour. But this is where the laughs are needed most and who better to provide them than the CSE Comedy Club?

So we started planning and realised pretty quickly that you can't just trot off to the FOBs without a bit of preparation. So on a crisp spring morning six comedians, two crew and a tour manager arrived in the Hampshire countryside to take part in Hostile Environment & First Aid Training that would teach them everything they needed to know. The exact details of the course we cannot disclose, because we wouldn't want to spoil the fun for anyone else! Suffice it is to say that the comedians all emerged from the course prepared for anything and feeling like Rambo!

The following day Phil Butler and Tom Stade along with our Tour Manager Ian embarked on their journey to Afghanistan and arrived in Musa Qala 36 hours later. They found the conditions difficult, unbearably hot with temperatures reaching 50 degrees, flies everywhere and dust in places you don't want dust to be. But the shows were amazing. The audience were delighted that entertainers cared enough to make the journey and cope with the conditions that they live in for up to 6 months at a time. They were relieved to have some new people to talk to but most importantly they were so pleased to have a reason to laugh for the first time in ages. Phil Butler said “I absolutely loved it. When you get out there you feel so relevant and needed.”

After two nights in Musa Qala the boys went back to the relative luxury of Camp Bastion (where there's a Pizza Hut and flushing toilets!) They were joined by Barry Castagnola, Ian Stone and Andy Askins and two more crew members. They went on to perform a further 7 shows across the country in the main operating bases including gigs in Lashkar Gah, Kabul and Kandahar.

Comedian Ian Stone remarked “It was amazing, the highlight of my career, the audiences were fantastic” Whilst Barry Castagnola felt “They were some of the best shows I've seen, it was great to be part of it , I'm still buzzing from it”

Andy Askins who's been on several trips to Afghanistan now said “we're always so well looked after, the shows were fantastic” .

Double Whammy In The Middle East

Both Fujairah and Muscat see some CSE sparkle

CSE went on another adventure to the Middle East recently. This time we performed shows for the Navy in Fujairah and Muscat. Two amazing shows were delivered but the tour proved to be a little more eventful than usual! The CSE team are always up for a challenge though!

The group assembled at 5.30am, mostly still half asleep! After an uneventful flight we collected our bags and went to get our transport to the hotel. Unfortunately this took another two hours as our driver “negotiated” with police after crashing into an airport sign! Finally on the road we thought we were home and dry until we got stopped by the military police for a check of our passports! After finally arriving at the hotel some 4 hours later we were very relieved to eat some late supper and get to our beds after such a long journey!

We had a lovely meet and greet with crew from the boat the next day and got on with the set up in the impressive air-conditioned marquee in the hotel grounds. The show went down a storm - comedians Rudi Lickwood and Colin Cole, followed by rock band Lucas and the CSE dancers. The dance floor was full all night long! After all the hard work we joined the boys from the boat in the hotel bar and had a few drinks. Some of us wondered if we'd had one too many when we felt the ground shake violently beneath our feet, but no this wasn't due to too much shandy, this was an earthquake! Thankfully nothing too dramatic but we were all wide awake and ready to leave at 4am (ouch!) for the airport

After negotiating our way through Muscat airport and finally convincing customs to give us our guitars back we got to our hotel. A few hours rest and then time to start organising the next gig!

The following day we visited the ship's company of HMS Portland and enjoyed their hospitality and a tour round the ship. Later that evening it was our turn to entertain the ship. They enjoyed a fabulous buffet ranging from curry to a real English roast. The comedians, band and dancers had a great gig and although the ship's company were a little shy of the dancefloor at first we got them on their feet in the end! We were also honoured to entertain our youngest ever CSE audience member, the CO's six month old baby daughter – I think she enjoyed it!

We had a great time performing two shows for the Navy in the Middle East. Thanks to all the people who helped to make it happen!

Bye Bye Kosovo

CSE Go Out With A Bang In Slim Lines

The last ever CSE show took place in Pristina ahead of the withdrawal of UK troops from the region.

As numbers were small we decided to put on a mini show in Slim Jim's Bar – which is like a full show with a band, dancers and comedians only shrunk down to fit on smaller stage (we don't actually shrink the people though, there's laws about that sort of thing...)

Despite BA's best efforts to scupper the gig entirely when they lost a vital piece of band equipment on the flight over we managed to save the day with sheer determination! Junior Simpson and Craig Campbell warmed the audience up with some comedy - belly laughs all round (meanwhile we were at the airport trying to find the lost luggage, no laughs at all when it turned out BA hadn't sent it over on the next flight either! Grrrrrrrrr.) The CSE Dancers shimmied their way through some hot routines and raised temperatures on an otherwise chilly spring evening.

In the second half X-Ray Lima bravely took to the stage despite their missing kit and played their hearts out. It didn't take long before the whole room was jumping and no one noticed that anything was amiss! At the end of the night I think we broke the record for “most people ever on a CSE stage”. We wouldn't normally condone this sort of behaviour but it was a true rock and roll moment.

The crowd dispersed with smiles on their faces and a few even managed to bag a CSE t-shirt too. What a night!!

Show me the funny! SHOW ME THE FUNNY!

CSE Comedy Club Backs The Big Salute

CSE joined forces with BFBS Big Salute last month when it held it's CSE Comedy Club at The Tattershall Castle. Five of CSE favourite comedy acts - Paul Tonkinson, Junior Simpson, The Raymond and Mr Timpkin Revue, Ian Stone and Terry Alderton did their bit for 5 deserving forces charities and showed us the funny!

All the acts on the bill gave their services totally free of charge and the fantastically generous audience gave us a tidy £1994.69. We laughed so much it hurt, sometimes at the expense of audience members many of whom had made it across from MOD main building to take part in the fun!

The night wouldn't have been possible without the kind and patient help of a few amazing people – Sally Carter and Christian Knowles at CKP for getting us the venue and helping with the set up! Paul Timmins and Charles Ellery from Capital Sound and Nick Valdez and Steve Finch from Siyan Lighting who gave us everything for free! Sy Travis and Spoons for running sound and lights and the staff at the Tattershall Castle for keeping the drinks flowing!

We'd also like to thank every audience member who came along and dug deep, especially in these financially challenging times!

For more information on the charities supported by the Big Salute go to www.bfbs.com/bigsalute

On Your Marks, Get Set, Go!

Racing To Entertain In Bahrain

In April we found ourselves competing against the Bahrain Grand Prix as we arrived to entertain the ships company of 4, yes 4, Royal Navy Minesweepers.

This we knew would be a CSE course record and became a race all of its own as we squeezed in 4 visits in 2 hours.

The drama intensified when RFA Diligence stayed, took an early pit stop and was also able to join the show. So the chequered flag was lifted as 5 ships commenced the evenings event which took a pace all of its own.

Mark Walker opened the show sharing your snippets and highlights from time spent together. Then Geoff Boyz took us down memory lane with stories of the morning after the night before – oh how true.

Xray Lima ramped up the speed with an amazing selection of your favourite anthems. All this and the CSE Dancers providing a series of dazzling circuits on the stage.

Despite the action on the dance floor there were, thankfully, no crashes and the winners were HMS Pembroke, HMS Grimsby, HMS Chiddingfold, HMS Atherton & RFA Diligence. . .

History At Headley!

CSE Bring Bandeoke To Headley Court For The First Time Ever.

Traditionally Headley Court had always opted for the CSE Comedy Club, but POC Louise thought a little bit of karaoke with a live band would go down a treat…and didn't it just!

Phil Butler and Phil Walker kicked off the show, proved their worth as funnymen and even took their turn at singing.

During the interval myself and Claire from CSE worked the room looking for willing volunteers to grab the mic and take to the stage. At first I thought we would have to use our feminine charm to persuade people to get up and have a go, but before we knew it we had a whole list of patients and staff alike who wanted to strut their stuff – result!

It was a great night and many stars were discovered! It was a joy to see the guys and gals singing their hearts out alongside CSE Bandeoke Band, One Night Stand, and the support they got from fellow audience members was amazing. The room had great energy, fuelled by fab entertainment and of course rainbow wigs, garlands and wot-not from the trusty CSE dressing up box!

A young marine called Harry stole the show (and our hearts!) with his unique rendition of Faith by George Michael which had everyone cheering and up on their feet. Harry tried to appear modest after this but he was so brilliant I simply had to make him agree to do another number…and again he went down a storm!

Thanks to everyone to got up and took part…you were all brilliant! And from CSE wishing you all a speedy recovery!

Sakina Kajee, Project Coordinator, CSE.

Send In The Penguins

Angie From CSE Shares Her Falkland Adventures With Us...

Sat at Brize Norton, having negotiated the prospect of not being able to park our cars and realising I'd forgotten the tour float I knew this was going to be another interesting tour! I was the only person amongst the 14 of us not to be at all concerned about the prospect of an 18-hour flight. In fact I was actually looking forward to no one needing me for 18 hours! The two comedians Paul Tonkinson and Terry Alderton were already deeply ensconced in a DVD and looked more like 12 year old boys and less like the comedy legends they are, the band and dancers were chatting excitedly about what to expect and the crew were chilling out.

18 hours and several RAF airline meals later (really, how do they get their paninis so absolutely rock solid?) We landed in the windy isle and were met by the delightful Flight Lt. Sara Hopkins and wonderful Staff Sgt. BT. They showed us to our rooms and we chilled for the evening.

Over the next week we performed four shows at The Gull and Penguin and what amazing shows they were. This was Big Dog's second tour for CSE - they were so bouncy and enthusiastic that the audience couldn't help but be utterly charmed by them. The usual nutty dancing (which seems to involve a fair bit of barrelling into each other and beer spilling) ensued with a full dance floor every night and lots of smily happy faces after the gig. Paul and Terry got to the funny bones and the dancers made sure that everyone got a bit hot under the collar with some very raunchy routines!

During the day we were thoroughly entertained with several visits to various sections including the emergency services, dog section and even a little trip to the police cells! We also went in search of some penguins (twice) but they were obviously feeling a bit shy as we didn't see very many at all! After the shows we were shown extraordinary hospitality in the Sergeants Mess where the world was put to rights over the pool table and everyone's glasses were filled (whether you wanted another one or not!)

The weather was pretty rubbish and I don't think I can ever eat another sandwich again (thanks Chef!) but a good time was certainly had by all! To cap it all off we had that delightful 18 hour flight home (where I was only needed for my extraordinary supply of nutritious comestibles and very little else!)

We arrived back at Brize, the sun was shining and our cars were all still where we parked them - phew! Roll on the next one!!

Angie Avlianos, Entertainment Manager, CSE.

Big Dog With A Big Bark!

Some one asked do you have to mention the weather in these tour reports? Well, yes quite honestly, if it's worth talking about.

The month is March, the location is Cyprus, the weather is gorgeous and CSE have arrived at Ledra and all being kept on a tight leash ready to rock the Palace to it's foundations were Sean Collins, the sassy CSE dancers and rock band Big Dog on their first tour with CSE.

During the day the troops on duty on the Cyprus/Turkish border made sure we were fed, watered and thoroughly spoiled visiting places off the beaten track. In return our talent got on stage and delivered tales, ditties, tunes, moves and Anthems into the night. By the end there wasn't a dry eye in the house or space on the dance floor. Thanks everyone for welcoming us and for making it such a great night...

Tour Photos

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Big Dog Rock... From the back

front...

and side!

Naomi Does Iraq.

CSE Dancer Naomi Lynch Tells Us About Her Recent Tour To Iraq...Read On...

After a lovely flight to Kuwait we were taken to Camp Behuring. After less than a few interesting hours of bunk bed creaking, snoring & general army stomping filled sleep we were whisked off to the helipad to find...no Helicopter??...Hmmm…it will be here shortly they say. So we head over to grab some coffee and after many delays go by it's not looking good for tonight's show. Eagerly awaiting news, the crew who have still yet to put the whole set up together on arrival are surprisingly calm (You gotta love em!). Wahoo, We're on our way. The Merlin swoops down to pick us up and to make up for it all they let us go ramp riding! Best seat in the house I say! Nothing like dangling out the back of one of those babies!!!

In record time the awesome crew, run by Charlie and with the help of a few Army friends actually pull it off & the CSE show gets into full swing!!!! With Paul Tonkinson and Terry Alderton being their usual hilarious selves, X Ray Lima rocking the place & of course us 3 twirlie girlies in true CSE fashion being rather raunchy! After a good gig and some grub we got all tucked up in our sleeping bags had the best sleep!

Over the following week our POC (Mammy of the bunch) Pat had some treats in store for us. We went to visit the boys and girls at the Dog Section, BFBS radio, The Warriors: Now those guys know how to put on a demonstration! They loaded Casey up with full kit and she had a race with one of the army boys….She totally kicked his butt!! It had nothing to do with the fact that me and Rachel were actually hanging on to the back of the poor fella trying to run! Hee hee .

We had a few pic's hanging off the Big Gun which we were told is not a tank!! (Although it does look like one). The lovely tanned guys down at the fire station (one of which looked like Right Said Fred) took us under their wing and let us race the fire engines down the runway. Pedal to the metal X ray Lima's Sen was rather peed off when fellow band mate and non driver James soared past with Casey flashing in the back seat!

It was time to leave the Cob and head to Baghdad, we sadly didn't get to say a proper goodbye to Ollie, Martin and Jamie who had been the best helpers ever!! But we do hope they enjoyed the Milkshake's, Love cup's and DVD we bought them, Thanks boys!!!

A bit of a mis-hap with the flights again only this time they were about 6 hours earlier than expected. We had all of about 20 minute's to pack up and get to the airport….X ray Lima's Greg fell out with his sleeping bag which I would have loved to witness!…bless, he got so frustrated he started punching it!! Tee hee

Landing in Baghdad we we're shown to our room, the RQM's room…ooohhhhh…special! After a few hours of not much to do Casey decided to ask all the boys watching the Premier League game if they would like to play hide & seek around the base….Hmmm…That went down like a lead balloon!! So instead, legend Charlie to the rescue again hooked up a big speaker & cranked up the tunes!!! We had a lovely evening of chit chat and getting to know the boys before tomorrow's show.

While in Baghdad we were taken out around the IZ (International zone). We saw the Cross swords, The tomb of the unknown solider, Camp Prosperity (trust the American's to turn a palace into a gym!), The two Saddam Heads waiting to be shipped to a museum in America, the hotel which the press filmed from during the war and had lunch at the NEC which is currently the biggest embassy in the world.

The show was great and to end the evening with nakedness (no not us girls!!) the guys from camp did a 12 man naked pyramid on stage for all to see and take pictures of!!! (thanks boys)

It was time to go but not before waving off the general & leaving the QM ‘H' a little birthday treat….Thanks to H & gang, Paddy & his team, Elmo, Dodge & Hottie with the headband for being great hosts and showing us a fab time in Baghdad!

Ah…back to Luxury of 5 star…Hey where is my sleeping bag and body armour!!...I feel naked!!

Our day off played host to the most contradicting events of the previous week, a trip to the spa, complete with massage pool, sauna & steam room, an amazing dinner at the Crown Plaza's Tepenyaki restaurant and a bed complete with duvet & pillows!

Arriving at Camp Behuring POC Gemma took us to see the mechanics & engineers where we were once again let loose with some Army property. A giant 8 wheel drive transport vehicle was the target this time and Casey, I must add was a fantastic driver. The poor fella who owned it almost had a heart attack but as always the girls were loving the thrill of danger!!!

With the stage set to Rock & Roll and a crowd mixed with British & American troops the show was unforgettable! I especially take my hat off to Terry Alderton for having the nuts to completely take the mick out of the Americans even though the crowd consisted of about 600 of them all still armed with rifles!!!!!...You are a true fellow nutcase!

The crowd was wild with excitement and going crazy, so seizing the opportunity of a lifetime I finished the night off by launching my self into the crowd and surfing the tidal wave of army hands….. Unforgettable!

All in all it was an amazing tour. The guys & girls we met were all so fantastic & it truly is one of life's greatest achievements to help boost morale & be part of CSE history.

Tour report by Naomi Lynch, CSE Dancer!

SURFING IN THE DESERT?

Afghanistan Feb 09

We've been to Afghanistan a few times and we've seen audiences let their hair down but never before have we seen crowd surfing on this scale. Particular highlights include an upside down Centaur – a half man, half horse creature who was first on the dance floor with his happy feet/hooves (don't ask!). We also had our first streaker of the year (there's always one!) Congratulations to him for managing to get his trousers over the lighting truss (where they almost caught fire but that's another story!) Our 3 dancing girls Alicia, Claudia and Leanne had aching faces after posing for thousands of photos with the boys and girls! The reception we got was extraordinary and reinforced what we always knew – that if Carlsberg made audiences – the British military would be it! And all this was after consuming nothing stronger than coffee.

The comments on our Facebook group speak for themselves; people have already put up clips. (I do hope you got the day glo paint out of your uniforms!) You can check out the clips by joining our Facebook group – just search for CSE Forces Entertainment.

We had an amazing, exhausting, dusty, sweaty, life changing time and we thank all the team who looked after us. From the movers to the drivers to the pilots, the chefs and everyone in-between you were all amazing and played an integral part to the success of the tour! Most of all though we thank the audience for being the best in the world - you're all legends and we salute you!

Until we meet again - be careful out there!

Here are some of your comments – thanks for the feedback and please keep it coming!

Saw the show last night here in Kabul... the band was mint, it was a really good night.... cheers for all the hard work an effort you guys put into the show” Ian in Kabul

“Just seen the show at Bastion….Well impressed. The band were class and the comedians were spot on! Thanks for all your time and effort!” Matt in Bastion

 “the comedians had the crowds in tears of laughter…fantastic atmosphere, great songs...” John in Bastion .

Tour Photos

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Rocking in Kandahar.

John Fothergill in Lashkar Gah.

CSE Crew hard at work before a show.

Look very closely...it's a man with a horse head!

Belly Laughs, Beautiful Ladies & Banging Tunes in Bahrain

We thought the Ships Company of HMS LANCASTER deserved a little treat having been stuck onboard over Christmas so we nipped over to meet them in Bahrain and give them a belated chrimbo pressie all wrapped up in CSE ribbons and bows. When HMS RAMSEY asked to join in the party we were happy to extend the love.

There was a sharp intake of breath when customs confiscated the band's guitars at the airport but with a little help from the DA's office we got our booty back and it was all systems go.

The ships company enjoyed a hot buffet before Phil Butler and Sean Collins took to the stage with their comic wit ensuring lots of laughs all round.

The CSE dancers thrilled and charmed with some hot dance routines and big, big smiles.

Then it was time to get some action on the dance-floor and Lucas, guitars in hand, did a great job of getting everybody up for a boogie. True to form, they rocked the crowd, coming back to perform not one, but two encores!

More Tour Photos To Come

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Phil Butler gets up close and personel.

Very Rock'n'Roll - Chris from Lucas relaxing before going on stage...

...But he soon has everyone dancing!

Hello Ladies!

It's Freezing In Kosovo But CSE Keep On Cracking The Smiles!

CSE Comedy Club Makes A Welcome Return

It's been a while since we took a comedy club to Slim Lines, but we put together an all-star line up who were ready to fire off the jokes all guns blazing.

It certainly was cold but we soon warmed the crowd up and whipped them into a frenzy of comic proportions!

The lovely Gemma gave as good as she got, coming under heavy attack from funny men Terry Alderton, Simon Bligh, Sean Collins and Ian Moore.

Tour Photos

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Simon Bligh takes the Mic.

Is that Superman... No its Terry Alderton!

Sean Collins cracks a joke.

Ian Moore looking very dapper.

Its A Comedy Palace

CSE Comedy Club - Ledra Palace Cyprus

CSE decided that enough was enough and what better way to cope with the January snow then to take a little trip to sunny Cyprus with a couple of comedians in tow.

Yianni Agisilaou, John Archer, Phil Butler, John Fothergill and Ian Stone were the men to bring the laughter to Ledra Palace, and they went down an absolute storm!

We didnt even have to do a 5 minute call as the audience were all sat patiently awaiting the CSE comedy gold.

It was a super gig, with plenty of chuckles and out right belly laughs. Thanks to Iain for being such a good sport and getting up on stage at the mercy of not one but two comedians determined to empty his wallet! Thanks also to the Colonel for sitting at the front, where he was fair game for a ribbing!

Tour Photos

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Ian Stone.

John Fothergill.

Phil Butler.

Yianni Agisilaou.

Laughganistan!

CSE served up another slice of comedy pie in Afghanistan this month.

Fresh from playing some of the UK’s finest venues Andy Askins, Phil Butler, Sean Collins, Addy Van Der Borgh and Phil Walker dished out the gags and got lashings of laughter in return!

The boys visited Kandahar, Bastion and Kabul and despite a few members of the tour party being struck down with a very bad case of the “man flu” the show still went on!

The boys also got the chance to visit lots of units during the day and find out about some the fascinating work done in the region.

This was Sean Collin’s 3rd visit to Afghanistan, “I love these tours, the audiences are great and we’re always so well looked after…I hope to come back again soon”

Thanks to all the team who looked after us so well on our tour!

Gary Linekar Visits Selly Oak Hospital!

Staff and patients in the military wing of Selly Oak hospital got a surprise this week when football legend Gary Lineker popped in to say hello.

Gary visited all the patients on the military wards signing autographs and posing for photos. There was much banter and one lad, although feeling quite groggy after coming round from an operation still had enough strength to lob a packet of crisps! There were many jokes about crisps as well as lots of chat about football!

Gary signed hundreds of autographs and posed for loads of photos and left the patients and staff with big smiles on their faces! We wish all the patients a swift recovery from and thank the staff for looking after us so well. .

Its Mayhem in the Atlantic

Back in the frozen south CSE pitched up for another round of shows for the ships company's of HMS Iron Duke and RFA Black Rover plus the boys and girls stationed at MPC.

Top circuit comics Barry Castagnola and Phil Walker kept the laughs coming hard and fast.

The CSE dancers raised temperatures with some impressive moves and even more impressive costumes!

Electric Mayhem played out of their socks every night - they came, they saw, they crowd surfed! Leaving audiences baying for more at every show the atmosphere was incredible.

We cant wait to do it all over again!

HERE COME THE GIRLS!!

(And the boys...)

This month saw the triumphant return of CSE to The COB in Basrah, Iraq. CSE unveiled a brand new format especially for Op Telic.

The CSE Comedy & Dance show featured 3 glamorous dancing girls Julie Chitty, Alicia Rose and Claudia Evans - the first dance troupe into Iraq since 2004. The girls performed 4 provocative routines to roars and cheers of approval.

Top circuit comedians Mark Walker, Junior Simpson and Tom Stade joined them and provided laughs aplenty! Each one of them had the audience hanging on their every word and audience members were seen literally crying with laughter. Tom Stade's "film star" good looks ensured that the ladies in the audience didn't feel too left out - not only a phenomenal comedian but also very easy on the eye!

The cast performed 2 shows a night in The COB and raised the roof at every one of them. Off stage the cast took conditions in their stride enjoying the security and "cosiness" of the "Baghdad Beds" and carrying their body armour wherever they went - even to the loo!

They took part in several visits to various units around the camp including the Dog Section, G Battery and The Med Centre. The girls posed for hundreds of photos and chatted to lots of the boys about their work.

On the way home the cast made a stop at Camp Beurhing in Kuwait and performed a show for British troops based there. It was another CSE barnstormer and a great end to a fantastic tour.

Tour Photos

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Junior Simpson in full swing.

Meet the team.

The girls show exactly what they're made of!

Mark Walker turns on the charm.

CSE almost stripped bare in Kosovo

CSE rolled off a plane into Pristina airport, went to collect the baggage...and waited...and waited...and waited!

Along with our bags, the instruments and costumes were temporarily detained in Budapest, but we kept the smiles on our faces and hoped and prayed everything would turn up before the show.

The cast and crew were very patient and many thanks to our hosts in Kosovo for being very helpful in obtaining some little 'essentials' and taking us to Japanese Karaoke for some lost-luggage bonding.

The gods were looking down on us and during sound checks, Tour Manager Angie returned back from the airport triumphant with a minibus full of stuff.

Once the Gym was full, Lucas, now having done their virgin CSE tour, wowed the crowd at Slim Lines, with hardly time to breath between songs.

Comedians John Fothergill and Ian Stone were both brilliant and got lots of laughs, and of course the CSE dancers came out giving it the glamour and the moves.

Once the show was over they were swamped for photos with the guys which Lianne, Rachel and Davina were only too happy to pose for.

Post-show drinks with everyone in the mess were enjoyed by all and then it was time for bed - it really is a rock'n'roll life at CSE!!!

Tour Photos

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The CSE dancers always go down a storm!

Ian Stone has the audience in stitches.

Lucas take command, let the dancing begin!

John Fothergill does his thing.

Its been a summer of CSE madness these past few months, we've barely had time to think…

…read on for a round up of our recent goings on:

Sing-a-long-a-Ledra

Following the success of Bandeoke in Kosovo, we decided that sunny Cyprus should join in the fun, and they didn't disappoint.

True to form everyone dressed up for the show and special recognition goes to Captain America and Banana Man for making a superb effort.

Addy Van Der Borgh and Phil Butler provided some excellent comedy before One Night Stand took to the stage and got Ledra Palace rocking with some very willing volunteers from the audience.

Laugh Attack in Iraq!

4 funnymen by the names of Andy Askins, Colin Cole, Paul Tonkinson and Sean Collins returned to the Middle East bringing much laughter to both Camp Buerhing and the COB. The tour was a success and even a take cover drill couldn't dampen spirits, as they say ‘the show must go on' and for CSE it certainly did.

Turning up the Temperature in Afghanistan

We returned to Afghanistan this summer with a cracking full show.

Mark Walker and Gordon Southern true to form got the audiences going with their comic wit and Electric Mayhem and the CSE dancers whipped them into further frenzies with their raunchy moves and a whole lotta rock!

Fun in the Falklands

It was HMS Liverpool's turn for a little CSE treatment at MPC. Alongside for the treat were HMS Clyde.

The boys and girls aboard enjoyed an opportunity to meet the dancers, comedians Silky and Phil Butler and a band new to CSE, 3 lovely lads called Lucas, before they are strutted their stuff onstage.

It was a great gig, as usual the comedy was top class, the dancers were top class and by the performances Lucas gave on this tour, they can certainly come again!

Dubai

The ships company of HMS Montrose had ‘a right good knees up' when CSE put on a show for them in Dubai.  Comedians Wayne Deakin and Ricky Grover got to their funny bones while fantastic rock covers outfit X-Ray Lima ensured that the dance floor was full all night long and the CSE dancers were on hand to add glitter and a bit of cheeky sparkle to the proceedings!

It was a night out they'll be talking about for a long time to come!

Seeb/Al Udeid

Info on the way...

HMS Somerset shows Taranto how to Party!

The ships company of HMS Somerset had a whale of time at the recent CSE show in Taranto, Italy. Whilst it could be argued that Taranto is a slightly less salubrious part of Italy where mod cons like efficient air conditioning have yet to fully take on this did nothing to dampen the spirits of the ship's company.The girls and boys had gone to great efforts and all arrived looking fabulous - considering how many of you had to share bathrooms that really was no mean feat!

The show kicked off with comedy from Phil Butler and Andy Askins who had everyone doubled up with laughter. The CSE Dancers shook their thang and the boys all did the “I'm not staring at her bottom” face that we've come to know and love over the years. Those crazy boys from The Zoo kicked off the 2nd half in fine style and ensured that no one left the dance floor until they said so!

It wasn't the easiest tour we've ever done, it wasn't the nicest place we've ever visited but it was certainly a lot of fun and a night out the boys and girls will be talking about for a long time to come.

Here are a couple of quotes from the ship:

“I had a fantastic time, and honestly can't think of anything negative to say about the evening!! “

“As with the last CSE show I will treasure the memories for the rest of my navy career!”

"I though it was excellent. The performers interacted perfectly with the ship's company and you could tell from the reaction they got that the troops enjoyed the show.”

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The boys and gals engage in the comedy.

Phil Butler gets some chewing gum removal assistance..

Ad IT, Played IT, Stormed IT!

Bandeoke Back By Popular Demand In Kosovo

We had laughs aplenty, a family re-union and some great performances from the guys and gals of NSE when the powers that be requested CSE bring back Bandeoke to Slim Lines for not one but two nights.

Comedians Barry Castagnola and Silky opened proceedings and we almost had tears when after a glimmer of recognition, Silky found his cousin in the audience…having not seen him for many years!

Armed with the trusty dressing up box and even more tunes on the song-list it was soon over to the audience who needed little persuasion to don their costumes, pick up their inflatable guitars and get groovy with the mic.

It soon became clear that there were several emerging stars in our midst, including Rat Boy, who really got the audience going and was chanted back onstage for an encore! He was so popular we invited him back to kick off the next night, where an initially shy Charlie soon found his voice and even did a Summer Nights duet with our very own Sakina.

The British Ambassador and his daughter came along to the second show (no ferrero rocher jokes please) and he delighted all by taking his turn with One Night Stand and singing a little ditty.

Thanks to those brave souls who got up and gave it their all! Big thanks also to the team who looked after us so well and made us feel so welcome on camp.

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Charlie works the crowd.

Barry Castagnola entertains us all.

Getting up close and personal.

A family affair - Silky with his cousin Ritchie.

They Came, They Danced...And We Picked The Best Of The Bunch

1 advert in The Stage

1 dance studio in Elephant and castle

170+ Girls in leg warmers

….it can only be one thing – The CSE Dance Auditions

If CSE ever hear Madonna's "4 Minutes" again it'll be too soon, but 17 lucky girls learnt some intricate steps to this very song, danced their way through some tough auditions and will be appearing on a stage near you soon!

It was a great day, turnout was staggering and we had to split the auditions into 3 sessions. Each one started with Ruth and Julie from Underwraps teaching the group a routine which tested their dancing skills to the max.

Before long the mirrors were steamed up and the lovely ladies then strutted their stuff for us in sixes while we whittled them down.

Well done to those who got though and we look forward to seeing you on tour soon!

BRITISH FOOTBALL HERO MEETS SOME SPECIAL HEROES

Alan Hansen tackles Selly Oak Hospital

Liverpool legend and BBC's Match of the Day pundit Alan Hansen offered a much deserved morale boost to staff, patients and families at Selly Oak Hospital on a recent CSE visit. Joined by his wife Janet, Alan brought smiles to the faces of the injured service personnel from locations including Iraq and Afghanistan.

Eager to pick the brain of one of the nation's leading authorities on football, patients happily chatted with Alan about their favourite teams and more importantly, Euro2008! Complementing staff on their excellent work, Alan posed for pictures, signed autographs and some sweet treats were provided by CSE.

Deeply touched by his experience, Alan stated, “These lads and their families have been through a really tough time, it was a pleasure to come and meet them”.

There was a great buzz throughout the building as people recognised the famous visitor walking through the halls of Selly Oak, lighting up everyone's faces.

Thanks to Alan for donating his time as his visit did wonders to lift the spirits of patients and staff!

ARE YOU A DANCER? THEN CSE NEEDS YOU!!!

CSE and Underwraps hold open audition to find new CSE dancing blood

On Wednesday, 18 th June, CSE (Combined Services Entertainment) in association with dance agency Underwraps will be holding auditions at Husky Studios in Elephant and Castle to find new recruits to the CSE Dancers Troupe.

There are around 20 girls who regularly work for CSE and they are all hugely enthusiastic and proud of what they do. They work hard during the shows performing several high energy commercial dance routines on their own and with the bands. In addition to this their work continues off stage posing for photos and chatting with troops keen to meet these talented and glamorous girls. Living conditions can vary wildly from 5 star hotels in Dubai to shared tents in Afghanistan. One thing is certain, the perfect CSE Dancer needs to have a sparkling personality, proven ability, a great image and a keen sense of adventure!

CSE will audition dancers on Wednesday, 18th June at 2PM at Husky Studios 29A Amelia Street, Elephant and Castle SE17 3PY. Please bring CV and photos and wear trainers.

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We now have our very own group on popular social networking site facebook

Please join our group and post all your suggestions pictures, comments and memories of CSE here! We would love to hear from you and if you are in the forces world this is your chance to tell us what you want!

If you dont have your own facebook, get yourself signed up and come and find us!

ANOTHER GOLD FOR DU'AINE LADEJO

CSE sends this Predator of Gladiator proportions to Germany

He is already a superstar on the athletics field and now he has won first place in the hearts of the families of 4 th Mechanized Brigade whose loved ones are deployed on operations in Iraq.

Du'aine Ladejo, a two-time Olympic medallist and star of 'Gladiators', took time out of a busy schedule to visit the wives and children of forces families based in Osnabrück Germany. His morale boosting visit organised by CSE came at an important time for the families as they prepare to welcome home their loved ones after 6 months in Iraq.

Whilst the media focus on the soldiers and the role they undertake on operations Du'aine was taken aback by the way that the families cope with the separation and the stresses that they endure during a deployment.

As a keen promoter of sports in schools Du'aine was honoured to present the winning trophies to the teams who had taken part in a football tournament. It was clear that the children were in awe of this athlete and all that he has achieved.

This is my first CSE Tour and I have really enjoyed it”, explained Du'aine, “I have been going to schools for 14 years but I have not had any contact with the Army and after today I am really looking forward to working with CSE again!"

The excitement over the visit was fuelled by his recent appearance on the new hit TV series ‘Gladiators'. As ‘Predator' Du'aine Ladejo insists he is ‘one of the good ones' and whilst the younger children were in awe, one teenager threw down the gauntlet whilst a young toddler decided to try and stare him out.

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Gladiator ready... Contender ready...

Meeting and Greeting

The mums's all love Du'aine...

...and so do the kids!

CSE and the BFBS Big Salute Comedy Night in London

Waves of CSE Laughter Hit The Thames!

April saw the first ever CSE Comedy Club gig in London at the Tattershall Castle on the banks of the River Thames. CSE, usually more at home in the hangers and mess halls of Afghanistan and Iraq, brought comedy home to a very appreciative crowd all in aid of the BFBS Big Salute.

We rounded up a bevy of the best in UK comedy talent to perform for the audience of over 150 paying guests. Andy Askins, Phil Butler, Ricky Grover, Mark Walker and Paul Zerdin left everyone helpless with laughter - not a bad way to spend a very wet Monday night.

The audience was made up of MOD staff, serving and ex military personnel, members of the public, representatives from the 5 charities being supported by the Big Salute and many CSE performers who came down to show their support.

In total the night raised a whopping £1,990 through the sale of tickets, wristbands and t-shirts.

The Big Salute is a new annual Forces Fundraiser which will raise money for 5 forces charities - BLESMA (for limbless ex servicemen), Combat Stress (for sufferers of Post Traumatic Stress), St Dunstans (for visually impaired ex servicemen), Veterans Aid (for homeless ex servicemen) and Headley Court (the Military rehabilitation centre in Surrey).

CSE was very happy to be a part of the Big Salute and thanks to everyone to helped make this evening a great success.

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Andy Askins sings a comic tune.

Is that an Axe in your hand Phil?

Mark Walker keeps all onboard the Tattershall Castle laughing. .

Meet Paul Zerdin & the lovely Sam.

LOADED LINDSEY STRUTT'S HER STUFF IN GERMANY

This was possibly the best day to have been part of the Rear Party stationed in Osnabrük and Münster. British soldiers clamoured to meet Loaded magazine's latest glamour model Lindsey Strutt on her whistle stop tour of their bases.

Lindsey provided the boys in the Rear Party, who are guarding units in Germany while waiting to be deployed, a much deserved bit of fun away from home. Dressed as a sniper in a ghillie suit, Lindsey felt the weight of several weapons, got to grips with a warrior and was even up close and personal in a Challenger Tank!

Lindsey posed with soldiers she had previously met in Iraq, and others who had only days before returned from Afghanistan. One soldier even delayed going home so that he could meet her! After spending an afternoon on their best behaviour and not wanting to let Lindsey go, soldiers from 21 Royal Engineer Regiment seized the opportunity and locked her up in a cell in the guardroom!

The glamorous Doncaster native commented on how much she enjoyed the trip by saying, “I loved meeting and talking to the soldiers. I enjoy trying out the opportunities that I wouldn't get if I were not in this job. I get asked to do all sorts of things and I am ready to give anything a go; although it was a bit scary on the horse!”

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It looks like a bit of a squeeze in there.

All smile for a group shot.

I hope she's not been pulled over for a ticket!

When HMS ENDURANCE stopped off at MPC, CSE was there to give them some well-earned escapism. We had a fabulous Ship's visit and could not believe the amazing views from the wardroom aboard this icebreaker.

Yianni Agisilaou , Phil Walker, Electric Mayhem & the CSE Dancers had the chance to chat to most of the ship's company who happily shared the odd tale or too!

Later that evening 180 sailors were treated to an intimate yet interactive gig and despite the size of the venue the audience filled the space with enough noise and presence to start an avalanche. Huge thanks from all of us and we look forward to our paths crossing in the future.

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Doll - vocals, keyboard & guitar in Electric Mayhem

Phil Walker rises to the challenge.

We really did go there and the shades are necessity not accessory!

Falklands Fun at The Gull & Penguin

Did any body actually see a penguin?

What glorious weather met us when we (finally) arrived in the Falklands. Not a cloud in the blue sky and a panic to dig out the high factor sun creams before the ‘burn' set it.

The Electric Mayhem, Yianni Agisilaou , Phil Walker and the CSE dancers performed 3 outstanding shows to a packed audience at the Gull and Penguin. Personnel based at MPA and the ship's company from HMS CLYDE rocked the joint – truly awesome!

We were also treated to some amazing section visits and had the chance to meet some of you going about your day jobs. And you can't do a visit to the Falklands without coming back with hundreds of pictures of penguins! So a big thank you for making us feel so welcome and we can't wait to come back do it again.

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Irvine 'the Turbine' on bass

Meg, Jess & Shereen

Sam on lead guitar and vocals

Couldn't not inlcude him could we?

Lucie Wows & James Rocks Out in Afghanistan

Troops in Afghanistan were treated to an entertainment extravaganza when CSE rolled into town last week.  Platinum selling solo artist Lucie Silvas was joined by CSE stalwart James Fox for 6 spectacular shows in Camp Bastion, Kabul and Kandahar.  Of course no CSE tour would be complete without a bevy of CSE Dancers. Jane Victory, Julie Chitty, Liane Everitt and Claudia Evans opened the show to roars and wolf whistles of approval from the crowd.  Two of the UK's comedy circuit's finest talents Mark Walker and Sean Collins providing laughs in between some very high energy dance routines. 

The tour was an endurance test with several flights across country via Hercules aircraft, some very early mornings and some pretty late nights too!  The cast were treated to every extreme including a sandstorm, ice and searing heat!  Well over 4000 troops managed to see a show - the biggest CSE shows for 5 years.  Lucie said "It's such a pleasure to come here and play for these guys, everyone has been so lovely and the response has been amazing!"  Lucie really wowed the audiences with her incredible voice and had some fantastic banter with them, they were eating out of her hand by the end of the night and roaring for more!  James Fox also rocked out and got everyone singing along.

This was not a gig for the faint hearted and although nervous everyone took things in their stride and coped well with the basic conditions.  James said "We're only here for a few days, these guys do this for 6 months in all weathers, you can only respect and admire that"

Click HERE to view footage of James Fox wowing the audience in Afghanistan!

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MC Sean Collins sets the Rythym

Lucie, James & the CSE Dancers

Can you see them?

An OZZY Suprise for Selly Oak.

There were more than a few double takes when CSE made a suprise visit to the RCDM at Selly Oak recently to try and spread a little cheer on the ward.

And who better than a member of the first family of celebrity royalty, fresh from the Brits two days before.

Ozzy Osbourne has been looking forward to showing his support for the troops for a number of years and this was an ideal opportunity for him to meet patients, families and staff face to face, while he was in the UK.

He spent more than two hours chatting, having his photo taken and giving out gifts to each of the forces patients and their visitors.

Here's hoping CSE will get to work more with Ozzy in the future, he was a real gent, completely down to earth and genuine in his support for what's happening in the forces world.

After the visit he headed straight back to LA to prepare for the next leg of his live world tour, in Australia and New Zealand.

Ozzy Osbourne...we salute you!

Sailors, singers and sexy ladies in Salalah.

When RFA ARGUS came alongside in Salalah, much to the surprise of the ships company, CSE pitched up as well!

The cast were treated to a ships visit making a great opportunity for our Comedians, Rudi and Colin, to get to know the key characters and create a personal touch to the evening's entertainment! X-Ray Lima's lead guitarist, Sen, was even given a master class by a budding new band member! We think it made all the difference!!

The production crew toiled all day at the venue and gave us the setting for a night to remember. With the buffet out of the way the show got underway. Colin Cole opened the evening, and woe betide any brave person venturing to the bar during his act!! The CSE Dancers high kicked, gyrated and threw off their (faux) furs – all in the best possible taste. Rudi Lickwood had us in stitches ‘init' and the night just got better with X-Ray Lima giving their all. Now we know not everyone likes to dance but RFA ARGUS you certainly made the band earn their keep; so they were mega-chuffed when at last you succumbed and boogied along at the end of the night.

We had a blast and hope you did too – after all CSE is your party.

We'd just like to send our love and best wishes to everyone on HMS ARGYLL – maybe our paths will cross before the end of the year.

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Sen gets a lesson in time for the show

Colin dominates the audience!

X-Ray Lima & the CSE Dancers.

Rudi does his thing. .

WHERE HAVE WE BEEN??

Don't you just hate looking at websites that are out of date and are quite obviously not being taken seriously? Well, CSE must confess to being guilty and we hold our hands up – but rest assured we're back and it won't happen again.

Our reasons for this ‘lapse' are entirely genuine! Firstly, Angie decided to have a baby. We now welcome Angie back to work and say hi to baby Joe, - he's already getting used to his mum being on tour. Then we said goodbye to Georgina who, after 4 very happy years, was offered a big gig which she'd have been daft to turn down. (Those of you have met George know she is many things - daft is not one of them). We miss her but we've moved on and we're delighted that Claire joined the team. Claire had previously worked in BFBS Radio during University terms; that was until we pinched her and introduced her to CSE.

The final and most valid reason was the sheer volume of CSE work. Please excuse the boasting but we're quite proud of our achievements. In the last 12 months CSE has doubled the number of shows it delivered and is set to double that again for 2008. That's quite impressive for a bunch of girls (even if we can multi-task).

On a serious note, we would just like to say a big thank you to everyone who comes the shows, to all those who get involved on and off the stage and behind the scenes. Without your participation CSE wouldn't be the success it is.

We are looking forward to meeting you when we're next in your location. If you haven't had the CSE experience check out some of the tour reports below and you'll get a feel for what's in store. If you're coming back from Iraq or Afghanistan we'll definately see you on your way home.

Promise this page will be different if you log on again in March.

CSE Team x

The CSE Comedy Club was back in Iraq in January.

Comedians Colin Cole, Rudi Lickwood, Tom Stade and Paul Tonkinson performed 7 shows in The COB and one show at Camp Beuhring in Kuwait.

The four funnymen endured daily “take cover” drills – this involves hearing a siren and hurling yourself under cover whilst donning a flak jacket and helmet. Colin Cole – who stands at an impressive 6ft 7” - proved that big fellas can jump (very quickly) when he dived over a wall in record time! Meanwhile Paul Tonkinson discovered that keeping your keys in the front pocket of your jeans was a serious error when a hard landing took him by surprise and nearly ended his hopes of having more children. There was even a drill 2 minutes before the start of a show. As they say in show business “the show must go on” and it only ended up starting ten minutes late. For troops in Basrah daily take cover drills are an unpleasant but regular fact of life. For the four comedians it was a chance to experience the harsh realities their audience face daily and still find some humour in it.

As if spending time face down in the dirt wasn't bad enough there was also a complete loss of running water for 24 hours which meant no showers and no flushing loos! It's amazing what can be achieved with a baby wipe and some Lynx although everyone was relieved to get a wash when it came back on!

Rudi Lickwood sumed it up for everyone:“It was full on but the shows were great and the audiences were brilliant. I really enjoyed it but was pleased to get home. I've total respect for the guys who spend 6 months doing that every day!” .

BANDEOKE - KOSOVO GETS IT FIRST.

What? Me sing? On stage? With my very own band?

Yep that's the brand new Bandeoke format that takes karaoke one-step further.

So CSE pitched up in Kosovo with a band, a dressing up box, over 250 songs with words then stood back and let the audience set the scene for an evening's fun.

OK people were a little bit shy to start off with but once the warm up acts Phil Butler and Phil Walker showed 'em how it's done the evening soon got underway. You don't even have to be able to sing as Angie and Claire were happy to prove.

So when Bandeoke comes to your location dig out your Elvis or ABBA costumes and mosh along to your fave raves!

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Tee was definately not going to sing and 3 songs later...

"Can you put some more air in it?"

Goldilocks had a night off from the 3 bears

Tinker and Trousers do a duet - badly!

EAST MEETS WEST

Bollywood comes to Cyprus

Sofia Hayat is billed as Britain's leading Asian actress and it looks like she can add ‘Gurkha Sweetheart' to her list of credits following her visit to 10 Transport Regiment and Queens Own Gurkha Logistic Regiment at Ledra Palace in Cyprus.

With Sofia suited and booted in her loaned desert combat, the UN soldiers treated her to a display of their specialist skills and capabilities during the day. That evening Sofia reciprocated with a display of her own talents.

Out of the uniform and into a specially designed 'opaque' (that means tastefully see through) dress the evenings entertainment commenced with Sofia being piped in by the Regiment bagpiper and then treated to the famous Kukri dance. Sofia took the stage singing a couple of Asian numbers and a classic Christmas carol.

This was followed by a costume change and an impromptu Bollywood Dancing master class which the regiment threw themselves into enthusiastically.

Sofia had a fab time meeting everyone and said "I am genuinely delighted to have met the regiment and feel truly humbled by how hard they work and what dangerous and challenging jobs they do. I hope I can do more for them in the future".

We know we have a number of Ghurkha fans in the CSE audience and it's been great to identify an artiste, a talented one at that, who can cross the cultures bringing Hindi speaking, Bollywood dancing, FHM cover girl, actress and singer all in one very atrractive package.

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This is what it's all about.

You can't help but notice the 'Help for Heroes' bracelet.

Think they've done this pose before.

It's true Ghurkas can cook.

LEE'S BACKYARD IN BASRAH

Lee Hurst understands how difficult life can be for the British Forces serving in Iraq, especially during the build up to Christmas. So Angie wasn't surprised when he was on the phone in November asking her to ‘make it happen'. Lee loves these gigs and freely gave his time to bring a smile and morale boost to the service personnel in Basra.

So - 1 man, no props, pots of energy and loadsa laughter was delivered twice nightly while the boys and girls had some well earned down time.

It's not easy in Iraq; there is some serious work going on but Lee was made to feel very welcome and during the day he was treated to a number of equipment demonstrations. He even got to practice a few operational drills and although this really brings home the reality of being deployed to Iraq, Lee brought much hilarity to routines.

Huge thanks to Lee and to everyone in Basra who made his visit all the more enjoyable. We know gigging in Iraq isn't everyone's cup of tea and it does take a special kind of person do this. Lee you are special! .

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Lee goes solo.

Lee meet Lee - he loves it!

And I thought he did it without props?

Click here to watch BFBS Reports coverage - it's after the Sofia piece

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